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Re: The Mummy

mighty, I can imagine your dog's face when you burped that cloud, LOL! What breed is he?I want to put the finishing touches on my mental image of the scene!! Dogs are GREAT!! I love my dog(and my cat and 2 birds) with all my heart. She IS  ...
by sherikay
on Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:39 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: The Mummy
Replies: 3
Views: 216

The Mummy

...  at me to see what was up. Just then, I burped, and a HUGE cloud of powder came out of my nose and mouth! I'll never forget the look on my dog's face. I must've looked like the bad guy from that mummy movie.
by mighty
on Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:33 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: The Mummy
Replies: 3
Views: 216

Re: A Little Levity? You might be a morgie if:

I have wondered what goes through the cashiers mind myself, when the cart is full of salt, peroxide,vinegar
and all the other stuff that we buy, but not one of them has ever asked me yet. They just stand there with an
odd look on their face and I dont say a word either.

Rose
by rose
on Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:12 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: A Little Levity? You might be a morgie if:
Replies: 17
Views: 1182

Re: Accident...... a few days off work

...  hair swinging was a toy?  I ended up giving the cat away and the new owner declawed the kitty. That same cat lunged off the coffee table on to my face while I was laying on the couch.  That was the final straw. Lynn
by lynn
on Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:57 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Accident...... a few days off work
Replies: 1
Views: 417

Airline Humor

...  In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling.  Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.  If you have a small child  traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs.  If you are traveling with two small children,  ...
by cath
on Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:40 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Airline Humor
Replies: 2
Views: 467

Why Men Are Never Depressed.

...  of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.   You can play with toys  ...
by linnysue
on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:37 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Why Men Are Never Depressed.
Replies: 1
Views: 499

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