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Re: homor is good for the soul!

IF this works (once again it keeps kicking me back to the sign-on screen
and losing everything I type and attach) - maybe you'll see some humor
in it-
by terracer
on Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:17 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: homor is good for the soul!
Replies: 3
Views: 103

Re: From the mouths of babes......

...  then I do at home.  His mother and grandmothers have passed away and so have mine, so I am it for the babies.   It is kind of sad, I try and share everything I know about my side of the family and my ex mother inlaw since she is gone  too.  I am fortynine, two years ago I was so ill I did not know  ...
by lynn
on Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:01 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: From the mouths of babes......
Replies: 4
Views: 554

Re: The Easter Baby And More

...  both react very upset.  Like fix it!  make it stop! I take her for walks which is good for both of us but she has been put on the tail end of everything.  Poor spoiled doggy.  She is very good with the children. The baby gates that were purchased are used more to restrict her in areas rather  ...
by lynn
on Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:18 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: The Easter Baby And More
Replies: 14
Views: 1135

Re: A.A.A.D.D., brain fog?

...  of losing your mind is truly very very scary. Hope nobody took my note above as offensive.  PErsonally, I would like to blame this morgellons for everything form being unwilling to pull weeds to reluctance to washing the floors!  Cath
by cath
on Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:19 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: A.A.A.D.D., brain fog?
Replies: 5
Views: 836

Re: A.A.A.D.D., brain fog?

Well folks - I do not think we can blame this condition for everything! General Stress, too much to do etc..... I have idiot bloopers on my recod since WAAAAAAAy back!

Cath
by cath
on Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:13 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: A.A.A.D.D., brain fog?
Replies: 5
Views: 836

Duck......

...  Says to him "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be Just Brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!". "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a Call". So the next day when the duck comes into  ...
by CareyCrew
on Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:28 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Duck......
Replies: 1
Views: 349

The Parrott

...  I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."   John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask  ...
by CareyCrew
on Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:19 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: The Parrott
Replies: 0
Views: 320

$10.00

...  but not a word is heard.  He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."   Fred replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Edna fell out,  ...
by CareyCrew
on Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:07 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: $10.00
Replies: 3
Views: 477

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......

...  try missing a couple of payments.  13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.  14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?  15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.  16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.  17. How much deeper would the  ...
by CareyCrew
on Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:06 am
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
Replies: 1
Views: 519

One liners..........

...  worry about avoiding temptation. . as you grow older, it will avoid you. -- Winston Churchill  Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ..but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller  By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to  ...
by CareyCrew
on Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:25 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: One liners..........
Replies: 2
Views: 572

Why Men Are Never Depressed.

...  Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.   You  ...
by linnysue
on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:37 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Why Men Are Never Depressed.
Replies: 1
Views: 511

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