Morgellons Sanctum

HaHa...No I'm not intelligent enough to author this. It is hilarious, eh? I don't know who the author is. I will ask. It was emailed to me yesterday from our psychiatrist with Morgellons. She thought it would give me a chuckle and it did! Glad you liked it too.

...  funny was one night, I wanted to go to sleep early, so I started cramming down my capsules of powdered herbs. I was watching tv, and didn't have enough water. I could feel the capsules lodged in my throat. When the commercial finally came on, I jumped up to go get water, and my dog looked at  ...

...  was wearing a rather expensive pair     of panties and did not want to ruin them..     She was lucky     enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath     with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.   After the  ...

Are any of you old enough to remember the song"Glow Little Glow Worm"?  Have you ever been asked "You mean to tell me you still have that?" after mentioning numerous times that it NEVER goes away.  OK, just eat  ...

...   At the end of the day:  the car isn't washed  the bills aren't paid  there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter  the flowers don't have enough water,  there is still only 1 check in my check book,  I can't find the remote,  I can't find my glasses,  I can't find my glasses,  and I don't  ...

...    We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head  ...

...  Groucho Marx  My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. -- Jimmy Durante  I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor  Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine,  ...

...   13. Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.  14 Avenge yourself, live long enough to be a problem to your kids.

...  arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in, so I didn't want the  ...

...  someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.   Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.  ...

...  his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the  ...

Morgellons is a disease that is often misunderstood.  There are many theories as to the causes of Morgellons, but there hasn't been enough scientific research to come to any conclusions just yet.  Yes, it is quite shocking to learn about these strange fibers, but they do exist.  Some Morgellons  ...