Morgellons Sanctum

...  been long over, about when I got Morgs. But, he was the only really good man I ever knew, and then he changed. I needed to file years ago, just didn't have the heart for it, so I guess I should just be happy I don't have to do it. Oh well, life goes on, and i intend to live it!!

...  time this was funny was one night, I wanted to go to sleep early, so I started cramming down my capsules of powdered herbs. I was watching tv, and didn't have enough water. I could feel the capsules lodged in my throat. When the commercial finally came on, I jumped up to go get water, and my dog  ...

...  have been a "fad" at some point and is not considered valid today.   Honestly, I never paid attention to the PH of soap (only that they didn't contain chemicals), so I can't speak from personal experience.   Hope

It appears that this thread is opening another can of worms.

I didn't want to 'worm' my way into the conversation here but I'll play this silly game! HeeHee.

Cindy

...  and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.      Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except  ...

...  for the differently abled."  Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."  Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under-represented in  ...

...  but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."   Fred replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Edna fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."  

...  Larry sat in his chair and cut the anchoring cord.  His plan was to lazily float into the sky, and eventually back to terra firma.  But things didn't quite work our that way.  When Larry cut the cord, he didn't float lazily up; he shot up as if fired from a cannon!  Nor did he go up a couple  ...

...  library in an open courtyard.  Six years ago, during a remodeling addition to the school, the courtyard was enclosed.  Apparently, the mother duck didn't read the blueprints and has continued to build her nest in the now-enclosed courtyard. When the baby ducks hatched and were ready to leave the  ...

...  to ask you your name?  21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'  22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.  23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.  24. Life  ...

...  the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."     AND THE WINNER IS....    1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here

...  clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in, so I didn't want the deer to have it suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I had set  ...

...      1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences, He thought he was God and I didn't.  2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.  3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.  4.. I used  ...

...  - and you do 3rd baby:   WHy bother?!   Yeah, I definitely fit in with the 1st baby attitude.  I ended up having a C-section.  She is our only, so didn't get a chance to go through it again.

...  FOR THE BIRTH:    1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.   2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time - breathing didn't do a thing.   3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.    It was my experience as a community nurse with a lot pf pregnant patients  ...