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Re: Funny little 5 year old granddaughter

...  sign said in our neighborhood.  I told her that is a neighborhood watch sign.  Oh, she says is that because we can watch tv through the neighbors big window.  I chuckled Not quite but that is a interesting observation. Lynn
by lynn
on Wed May 12, 2010 12:32 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Funny little 5 year old granddaughter
Replies: 2
Views: 99

Funny little 5 year old granddaughter

...    Sophia's song she was wandering around singing:  "I can't beeeelieeeeve that some insects are meeeaaaaan to people, and a lottttt are big and red like a heart, that you make for your Mommmmmy for Valenstine's Daaaaaaay, but don't forgettttt to make them cut it ouuuuut of the paaaaaaper.  ...
by louise
on Tue May 11, 2010 5:22 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Funny little 5 year old granddaughter
Replies: 2
Views: 99

Re: One liners..........

''if that big mouthed bass had kept his big mouth shut,he'd still be swimming in the pond' judge larry joe
by JaneDoe
on Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:37 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: One liners..........
Replies: 2
Views: 559

Re: Welcome (please read)

Yes, Willow89, welcome big time!

Louise Image
by louise
on Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:58 pm
 
Forum: Welcome
Topic: Welcome (please read)
Replies: 25
Views: 4283

Re: The Mummy

Mighty,

I too got a good laugh from your post. My dogs are Great Danes (big surprise!) and they will not get in the tub, so I stand in the tub and give those 140 lb. dogs sponge baths. I can't imagine how funny I must look.

Dogs can birghten even the darkest days.

danegirl
by danegirl
on Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:49 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: The Mummy
Replies: 3
Views: 214

Re: A Little Levity? You might be a morgie if:

A big amen to that,freedom crow!!! Just got done reading a lot of your blog. Very interesting reading.
by sherikay
on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:28 am
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: A Little Levity? You might be a morgie if:
Replies: 17
Views: 1180

Contest Q107 Funniest Videos Win Surround Sound,VERY FUNNY !

SEE URL AT THE BOTTOM WHICH WILL TAKE YOU TO MY BLOGGER AND THE VIDEOS, ANYONE CAN ENTER. PLEASE VOTE AND GIVE A GOOD SCORE, CALVIN WANTS A BIG SCREEN TV TO WATCH HOCKEY WITH HIS GRANDPA. IT IS HIS FAVORITE PAST-TIME! LOL     http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zWoIiU0wXhA/Scji_KlVaZI/AAAAAAAABFk/s9x44NvLykI/s400/b091f64cbe8f.jpg  ...
by Freedom Crow
on Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:15 am
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Contest Q107 Funniest Videos Win Surround Sound,VERY FUNNY !
Replies: 1
Views: 247

Re: From the mouths of babes......

...  my daughter-in-law.  I guess she took it upon herself to tell my ex husbands (still very close friend) family at Thanksgiving that I was making a big deal out of nothing & "self diagnosing" when  should leave it to pros. GAWD I can't stand her.    IT's a shame because my son &  ...
by RaeinCo
on Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:03 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: From the mouths of babes......
Replies: 4
Views: 519

Bible in a nutshell

...  that doesn't sound very wise to me.      After Solomon, there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.      After the  ...
by cath
on Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:05 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Bible in a nutshell
Replies: 1
Views: 457

Duck......

...  right", replies the barman. "The circus?" the duck asks again. "Yes" says the barman "That place with the big tent?" the duck enquires. "Yeah" the barman replies. With all the animals?" the duck questioned. "Of Course" the barman  ...
by CareyCrew
on Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:28 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Duck......
Replies: 1
Views: 334

Airline Humor

...  of the flight."   As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!"   "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area.  Please, place the bag over your own  ...
by cath
on Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:40 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Airline Humor
Replies: 2
Views: 467

Investment Tips

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.  Watch for these consolidations in 2008:  1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co.  Will merge and become:  ...
by cath
on Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:29 am
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Investment Tips
Replies: 3
Views: 599

Police comments on arrest....................

...  have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."  5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."  4 "How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"  3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many  ...
by CareyCrew
on Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:13 am
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Police comments on arrest....................
Replies: 0
Views: 443

Roping a deer.............

...  my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope.  I  ...
by CareyCrew
on Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:06 am
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Roping a deer.............
Replies: 1
Views: 543

16 things it took me 50 years to learn

...  unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ~ 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. ~ 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic  ...
by ladycolorado
on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:27 pm
 
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: 16 things it took me 50 years to learn
Replies: 2
Views: 686

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